nosdrinker:

The Secret Service Threatened to Kill Mr. Met: Report

this is hands down the funniest shit i have EVER read oh my god

(via zimmermanns)

blame-my-muses:

inkandash:

Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”

Well shit.

(Source: withnopowercomesnoresponsibility, via carefulwiththataxe)

boiledleather:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

please note this is not seen in the episode; it’s from the rehearsal.

This is much better than the dead Munchkin or the ghost in Three Men & a Baby

(Source: maimedlion)

If you had a sword in real life, what would you name it?

(Source: phoenixings, via closingwindow)

Today sucks. Today always sucks. I have so much work that needs to get done before tomorrow but all I can do right now is hug my hokie pillow pet and cry a lot.

I had dinner with my best friend from Tech tonight and that was great and really helped but I know I’ll probably still have bad dreams tonight. I really want to drink a lot of wine but I have a big presentation tomorrow plus I have to teach sooooo

Fuck me for complaining though. I’m alive, I’m healthy, and I’m so grateful for that. Today just sucks and I’m so, so sad for those who weren’t so lucky.